but please noone think for a minute that a) i am fashioning cozies for yorkshire terriers, or b) that i am any good at it whatsoever. no.
when out shopping with my sister, we fawned over a pale blue crochet thing (i am hesitant to say "throw"- this kind of etimological travesty only makes me want to suffix with an "up") which was both exorbitantly expensive and mass produced. and, while we're on the subject, dry clean only. we checked the price. we hastily put it back.
so then, after frowning over youtube for several hours, i started making my own. i've torn 3 days worth of work on it down. twice. see, i am bringing both ineptitude and perfectionism to this one.
and i can't get the hold right, so i am also developing "the claw". epic.
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Care to tell me why I have jut read all of the Jenny Blog?
ReplyDeletePs I did the rock symbol whilst reading this post. You do indeed RAWK!!!
ps "the claw" not as in Jim Carrey in Liar Liar right, lmao
ohgodno.
ReplyDelete*goes to see how jen and "my husband- because that's how i think of him!!lols!!!11!!" are getting on.*
*shreds tablecloth with bare hands*
*screams into a bucket*
*moves on with life*.
can you tie me to a chair till I don't want to see yes man. you could use shredded table cloth.
ReplyDeleteI have a confession to make....no. I don't think you are in love with me enough yet. I tell you when you're in too deep.
easy now. unchench the hands and back away from the throw...er...crochet thing.
ReplyDeleteokay, right, i now longer experience the crochet-claw... but my right hand is now a good half an inch wider than my left.
ReplyDeletei am telling myself that this is sort of badge of honour. like i'm some sort of blanket ninja.
jesus.
I think you have only two options
ReplyDelete1) crochet some gloves to cover up fat hand/skinny hand
or
2) crochet a skin coloured hand to wear on your skinny hand.
I vote 2
i hear you, but i have decided to go through life forthwith with this deformity and just stare people down when they notice. maybe ask them if they've never seen blanket-claw before. it's not my problem- i have a "characterful throw" to weep into.
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