it is a universally acknowledged truth that a single woman in possession of some children, some inadequate locks and a sky+ box, must be in want of a dog.
where i live, that dog is invariably a staffordshire bull terrier. equally, i could think about a rottweiler or an alsation. but i don't want one of these dogs. i want a badass whippet.
i'm thinking that maybe a whippet might charm a burglar so much that he has second thoughts about robbing me, and does some washing up instead.
that is all.
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