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Thursday, 24 September 2009
wha... tha... fa...
obviously i live in the uk and i'm a bit behind and everything, but i feel like i have slipped into a parallel universe.
daisy pollen in my eye
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life, single parenthood, dealing with dyspraxia/ adhd/ loud outraged screaming, fashion, wine, yada, yada.
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hmm. well. what would shakira make of this. and in...
wha... tha... fa...
...and don't even get me started on anthea turner
[one] three ((three))- that's the magic number
3 hour commutes
a crass comparison of shoe shopping with events of world war 2
a dozen harpooned bloodhounds
a little insomnia humour
a little jazz flute
a rocking endorsement of the pussy bow
aching to be understood
airing out that cat smell
an endless parade of matchbox cars
analysing acrylic wall furniture
animated food products
at least it's not my scary age
au revoir porcelain manchild
being emotionally milked by lens flare photography
brittle anxious mess
but i do own a salt pig for discreet sponge storage and am in a constant state of redecoration
career options for the unconvincing
cgi werewolf madness
colour wheel theory
converse all star as a way of life
daisy pollen in my eye
damn you jenny mccarthy
delusions and j.d.
did i ever mention that i really hate amsterdam? just generally? well i am now. just because.
disassociating from the medicalisation of misleading snapshot from my son's personality
do they come in deerskin?
doesn't everyone have an annual meeting with father christmas in starbucks?
eat my hook kirsty allsop
even a robot's eyes contain his soul
excuse me while i break my crockery
farewell magical pasta
flat yellow fields
god i'm shallow
hectares of slush
him with the hair
i crush on pedants- so sue me
i just remembered that lily allen dyed her hair pink last year. random.
i must record the lies i tell the innocents
i see john mayer's brought his pedals along
indigo doll removes her blue headscarf
it's truly amazing what you find on etsy
jett is a unbelievably awesome name. fact
just damn you.
learning disorders versus shoddy teaching
likening love to suspect hors d'heuvres of the 20th century.
looking down and the loss of fear
making up is hard to get around to
mickey knows what time it is
might they be making this up as they go along
moving onwards and upwards
my neighbour is a tremendous asshole
not quite sure what the protocol is here
now i'm going to prune the rosemary
oh god- now i've got simple minds in my head
oh my god- i'm bree van der kamp... yay.
oh my god- peter gabriel did the theme tune for wall-e too. coincidence? yes.
one day at a time
overindulged first world angst.
overweight but strangely beguiling rap stars
personal attitude crib note
piggy in the middle
pineapples under the sea
preternaturally sensitive feet
probably not taking this as seriously as i should be
progress reports of so many kinds
rationale with big boys on balance apparatus
revelations and crochet
sensory seeking behaviour
shapeshifting is the new breakdancing
shiny disco balls
shopping for the former self
step off scarlett- i've thought he was hot since like forever
stop me before act upon these delusional retail notions
stop-motion clooney versus cgi tony soprano
sublimation of the gentle arts
surprisingly serious post about single motherhood
the asperger's fedora- enough labels for today
the big bang theory
the chorizo rush
the clone wars as effective child sedative
the dave evans era
the human race enslaved by robot apes
the iconography of the papaver orientale
the legacy of twilight
the paint colour is called "expresso delight". "expresso". honestly.
the post in which my man becomes montana
the slight return
there's more to life than the chance to ride around in a pink stretch hummer. apparently.
think i'll just leave this page where my boyfriend can see it...
this does not constitute a book recommendation
thoughtfully stockpiled analgesics or lack thereof
titania guards the tooth
to know lloyd dobler is to love him
unpick those name tags kids- we've got a new one
waitresses probably don't want to check out the rashes of the lactose intolerant
warding off swine flu firefighter style
well at least i never have to sit through 'fame- the new batch' again. christ.
what is the cut off point for novelty accessories? well at least i have self awareness
when its time to abandon the ironic cross stitch cushion covers
who knew it was so hard to avoid jim carey?
why i don't have an oliver sachs book attached to my face right about now
why oh why for the love of god did chanel discontinue rouge allure in "pirate"?
wise woman say- if the sun shines it's time to shop for the discounted footwear of native canadians
you should see this guy's harry potter work